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Three Little Pigs
Rabbit and Turtle Three Little Pigs

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?If I Am a Manager

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If I Am a Manager
? If I Am a Manager One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – If I Am a Manager. All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason. “I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer. 如果我是一个经理 一天课上,老师要同学们以“如果我是一个经理” 为题写一篇作文。 所有的学生都在动笔写了,只有一个男生例外。老 师走过去问他为什么不写。 “我在等我的秘书”。那孩子答道。
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?Snow White

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Snow White
?There is a princess. Her name is Snow White. Her skin is white and her lips are red. Snow White is kind, so everyone loves her. Only the Evil Queen doesn′t like her.
? 有一个公主名叫白雪。她的皮肤白晰,嘴唇 红润。白雪公主很善良,所以大家都喜欢她。只 有邪恶的皇后不喜欢她。

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Snow White
?The Evil Queen has a magic mirror. She looks in it every day. Each morning, she asks the magic mirror, "Who is the most beautiful woman in the world?" The mirror says, "You are the most beautiful woman, my queen." ? 邪恶的皇后有一面魔镜,她每天都要照 镜子。每天早上,她会问魔镜:“谁是世界 上最美丽的女人?”魔镜都会回答道:“你 就是世界上最美丽的女人,我的皇后。”
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今天这位邪恶的皇后又在照魔镜。“谁是世界上最美丽的女人?”她问。魔镜回答道:“白雪公主是世界上最美丽的女人,因为她有

Snow White
?The Evil Queen is very angry. "What? I am the most beautiful woman in the world," says the Evil Queen. "I will send my servant to kill Snow White. Then I will be the most beautiful woman again." ? 邪恶的皇后非常生气。“什么?我才 是世界上最美丽的女人,”邪恶的皇后说。 “我会派我的仆人去杀了白雪公主。这样 的话,我就会再度成为最美丽的女人了。”
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Snow White
? The Evil Queen calls her servant and tells him to kill Snow White. The servant likes Snow White, so he can't kill her. He tells Snow White to run away quickly. 邪恶的皇后叫来了一个仆人,要他去杀了白雪 公主。这个仆人喜欢白雪公主,所以下不了手。他 要白雪公主赶快逃走。

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Snow White
? Snow White runs, runs, and runs. Finally she runs into the woods. The woods are scary and dark. Snow White is tired, hungry, and scared. In the woods, she sees a little house and goes inside. 白雪公主跑啊跑的,最后逃进了森林里。森林 阴森森怪吓人的。白雪公主又累、又饿、又害怕。 森林中她看到了一间小屋,就走了进去。

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Snow White
? The little house belongs to seven little dwarfs. They are not at home now. They are out working. Snow White looks around the little house. The room is a little messy, so she cleans it up. 这间小屋子是属于七个小矮人的。他们此时不 在家,外出工作去了。白雪公主看了看小屋四周, 房间有点脏乱,所以她就清理了一下。

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Snow White
? The seven dwarfs come home and are surprised to see Snow White in the house. Because she is so nice, they soon like her. They even ask her to stay with them. Snow White is safe now. 七个小矮人回到家看到白雪公主正在屋子里时, 都很惊讶。不过白雪公主人很好,所以他们很快就喜 欢她了。他们甚至要她留下来和他们住在一起。白雪 公主现在安全了。

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Snow White
? The Evil Queen thinks Snow White is dead. "Now, I am the most beautiful woman in the world," she says. She asks the mirror, "Who's the most beautiful woman now?" The mirror still says, "Snow White." 邪恶的皇后以为白雪公主死掉了,便说:“现 在我是世界上最美丽的女人了!”。她问魔镜:“ 现在谁是最美丽的女人啊?”魔镜仍然回答道:“ 是白雪公主!”

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Snow White
? The queen is so angry. "I will kill Snow White myself," she says. "I will drink magic water and become an old and ugly witch. Then, I will see Snow White and give her a poisoned apple. She will eat it and go to sleep," the Evil Queen laughs . 皇后很生气。“我会亲自去杀了白雪公主,” 她说。“我会喝下魔药水,变成一个又老又丑的巫 婆,然后找到白雪公主,给她一颗毒苹果。她会吃 了它,然后睡死过去,”邪恶的皇后笑道。

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Snow White
? Snow White likes the seven dwarfs. She cooks food for them. She even cleans the little house. The seven dwarfs like Snow White. They are like a happy family. 白雪公主很喜欢这七个小矮人,所以会帮他们 煮饭,甚至也会打扫屋子。七个小矮人很喜欢白雪 公主,他们就像快乐的一家人一样。

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Snow White
? The Evil Queen finds Snow White. "Would you like to have a beautiful red apple?" the witch asks. She gives Snow White an apple. Snow White takes a bite of the apple and falls asleep. No one can ever wake her up. The witch laughs and runs away. 邪恶的皇后找到了白雪公主。“你想要吃颗漂 亮的红苹果吗?”巫婆问道。她给了白雪公主一颗 苹果。白雪公主吃了一口苹果之后就睡着了,没有 人叫得醒她。巫婆笑着离开了。
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Snow White
? The witch runs up a tall mountain, and the seven dwarfs chase her. The witch tries to hurt them, but she slips and falls down the mountain. She dies. 巫婆跑到了一座高山上,那七个小矮人追着她 跑。巫婆想要伤害他们,但自己却滑倒而掉到山谷 里死掉了。

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Snow White
? The seven dwarfs make a glass bed for Snow White. Around it they put flowers and beautiful things. Every day they cry, "We miss you, Snow White." Snow White does not wake up.

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七个小矮人帮白雪公主做了一张玻璃床,他们 在床边摆满了花和一些漂亮的东西。他们每天都在 哭。“我们好想你啊!白雪公主。”白雪公主并没 有醒来。

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Snow White
? One day, a prince is passing by. He sees the beautiful Snow White on her special bed. "She is so beautiful, I want to kiss her." He gives Snow White a kiss. Just then, she wakes up. The prince asks her to marry him, and she says yes. Snow White and the prince live happily ever after. 有一天,一位王子骑着马经过,他看到了白雪 公主躺在那张特制的床上。“她好美,我要亲她。 ”他亲了一下白雪公主,就在这个时候,她醒了过 来。王子要她嫁给他,白雪公主答应了。白雪公主 和王子从此过着幸福快乐的日子。
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Rabbit and turtle
? In the forest, there is a fast rabbit. He likes to race other animals. He always wins. "I am very fast," he says. "I can win any race."

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森林里有一只跑得很快的兔子。他喜欢跟其它 动物赛跑。每一次他都赢。“我的速度很快,”他 说。”任何比赛我都会赢。” ? One day, the rabbit sees a turtle. "You are so slow. I am faster than you," he says. "Do you want to race me?" ? 有一天,兔子看到了乌龟。”你太慢了。我比 你快,”他说。”你要不要跟我赛跑呀?”
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Rabbit and turtle
? "Yes," says the turtle. "Ha, ha. It will be easy to win," laughs the rabbit. "You will lose. Your legs are too short."

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“好呀,”乌龟说。”哈,哈。要赢太容易了 ,”兔子笑道。”你会输的。你的腿太短了。” ? "Tomorrow we will have a race," says the rabbit. All of the animals are excited. They want to see the race. "The turtle will lose. He is too slow," they all say. ? “明天我们就来比赛,”兔子说。所有的动物都 很兴奋。他们想要观赏这场比赛。”乌龟会输。他 太慢了,”他们大家都说。
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Rabbit and turtle
? The turtle gets up early in the morning. The race is today. There are many animals at the race. The turtle walks to the starting line. All the animals laugh at him. 乌龟一大早就起床了。今天是比赛的日子。比 赛地点有好多动物。乌龟走到起跑线。所有的动物 都在取笑乌龟。

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Rabbit and turtle
? The rabbit is waiting for the turtle. "I will win," laughs the rabbit. "I will try my best," says the turtle. ? 兔子在等候乌龟。”我赢定了,”兔子笑道。 ”我会尽全力,”乌龟说。 ? The race begins. All of the other animals are excited. "Go, go, go," they say. The rabbit runs very quickly. The turtle walks slowly. ? 比赛开始了,所有其它的动物都很兴奋。”加 油!加油!加油!”他们说。兔子跑得很快。乌龟 则走得很慢。
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Rabbit and turtle
? The rabbit turns around. The turtle is walking so slowly. "Ha, ha, you will never win this race," the rabbit says. The turtle is slower than the rabbit. The rabbit laughs at the turtle. 兔子转过身来。乌龟正慢慢地走。”哈,哈, 这场比赛你绝对赢不了,”兔子说。乌龟比兔子慢 多了,兔子嘲笑乌龟。

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Rabbit and turtle
? Then the rabbit sees a tree. "The turtle is so slow. I will take a nap. I can still win the race," says the rabbit. He goes to sleep under the tree.

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这时兔子看到一棵树。”乌龟太慢了。我要小 睡片刻。我仍能赢得这场比赛,”兔子说。他就在 树下呼呼大睡。

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Rabbit and turtle
? The turtle keeps walking. He is tired and his legs hurt. The rabbit is sleeping under a tree. The turtle quietly walks past the rabbit. He is very quiet because he doesn't want to wake up the rabbit. 乌龟继续走。他很累,四条腿都很疼痛。兔子 正在一棵树下睡觉。乌龟静悄悄地经过兔子的身边 。他很安静,因为他不想吵醒兔子。

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Rabbit and turtle
? "I can do it! I can do it!" says the turtle. "My legs are short and I am slow, but I can win this race." The turtle can see the finish line. “我会成功!我会成功!”乌龟说。”我腿短 ,动作又慢,但是这场比赛我会赢。”乌龟可以看 到终线了。

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Rabbit and turtle
? Suddenly, the rabbit wakes up. The turtle is far away. "He will win!" he says. The rabbit runs, but it is too late. The turtle wins the race. 突然间兔子醒了。乌龟已经走到好远的地方。 ”他要赢了!”他说。兔子跑呀跑的,可是太迟了 。乌龟赢了比赛。

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Rabbit and turtle
? "Yeah! You are the best," say the other animals. "You are great!" The turtle is happy. The rabbit feels sad. All of the animals now laugh at the rabbit. “哇!你最棒,”其它动物说。”你真行!”乌 龟很快乐。兔子很难过。现在所有动物都在嘲笑兔子 。

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Rabbit and turtle
? "Ha, ha, ha," they laugh. "You say you are the best, but the slow turtle is the winner," they say. "He is the best! The turtle is great!" ? “哈,哈,哈,”他们笑道。”你说你最棒, 可是慢吞吞的乌龟却是赢家,”他们说。”他才是 最棒的!乌龟了不起!” "I am slow. I have short legs. I am not fast, but I did it!" says the turtle. The rabbit is quiet. He slowly walks home. ? “我的动作慢,腿又短。我跑不快,可是我却 成功了!”乌龟说。兔子一言不发,慢慢地走回家 LOGO 。
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Three Little Pigs
? There are three little pigs. They live in a small house with their mother. "This house is too small. The three of you must leave home. You must build your own homes," says the mother pig one day. 有三只小猪。他们跟猪妈妈同住在一间小屋子 里。有一天猪妈妈说:“这房子太小了。你们三个 必须搬出去住。你们必须自己盖房子住。”

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Three Pigs
? The first little pig gets some hay. "I will build a house of hay," he says. "It will not be hard. My house will be easy to make. Then, I will go play." 第一只小猪拿了些干草来。“我要盖一间草屋, ”他说。“这工作不难。我的屋子很容易盖。盖好后 ,我就可以去玩耍了。”

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Three Pigs
? "I will use sticks to make a house," says the second little pig. "It will be easy. Then, I will go play with my brother." The second little pig quickly builds his home. He goes outside to play. “我要用树枝盖一间屋子,”第二只小猪说。 “这工作很容易。盖好后,我就可以跟哥哥去玩耍 。”第二只小猪很快就把他的屋子盖好,便到外头 去玩耍了。

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Three Pigs
? " I will build my house of bricks. It will take a long time," says the third little pig. He builds his house. It is hard work, but the house is strong. “我的屋子要用砖头来盖。这要花上很长的时 间,”第三只小猪说。他便盖起屋子,这工作不轻 松,不过屋子却挺牢固的。

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Three Pigs
? One day, the three little pigs see some footprints. They are the big bad wolf's footprints. The little pigs run to their homes. They are afraid of the big bad wolf. He eats little pigs.

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有一天,三只小猪看到几个脚印,这是大野狼 的脚印。三只小猪赶紧跑回各自的家里。他们很怕 大野狼,因为他会吃小猪。

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Three Pigs
? The big bad wolf goes to the first little pig's house. The house is made of hay. "Little pig, little pig, let me come in!" says the wolf. ? "No way! I will not let you in," says the little pig. ? 大野狼走到第一只小猪的家门口。这间屋子是 干草盖的。”小猪,小猪,让我进来!”大野狼说 。” “不行!我不会让你进来,”小猪说道。

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Three Pigs
? "If you don't let me in, I will blow your house down!" says the wolf. The wolf blows hard. The house falls down. The first little pig runs away. He runs to the second little pig's house. “你若不让我进来,我就要把你的屋子吹倒! ”大野狼说。于是他猛力一吹屋子就倒了,第一只 小猪便连忙逃走。他跑到第二只小猪的家里。

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Three Pigs
? The second little pig's house is made of sticks. The first little pig and the second little pig are in the house. They are both very afraid. ? "Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in!" says the wolf. ? "No way! We will not let you in," say the two little pigs. ? 第二只小猪的屋子是树枝盖的。第一只小猪和 第二只小猪都待在屋内,他们都很害怕。 ? “小猪,小猪,让我进来!”大野狼说。 ? “不行!我们不会让你进来!”两只小猪说道 。 LOGO
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Three Little Pigs
? "If you don't let me in, I will blow your house down!" says the wolf. The wolf blows down the second little pig's house. The stick house is easy to blow down. The two little pigs run to the third little pig's house. “你们如果不让我进来,我就要把你们的屋子 吹倒!”大野狼说。于是他就把第二只小猪的家吹 倒了。这间树枝造的房子很容易就被吹倒。两只小 猪便跑到第三只小猪的家里去。

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Three Little Pigs
? The wolf goes to the third little pig's house. The house is strong. It is made of bricks. "Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in!" says the wolf."No way! We will not let you in," say the three little pigs. 大野狼来到第三只小猪的家门口。这间屋子很 坚固,它是用砖盖的。”小猪,小猪,让我进来! ”大野狼说。”不行!我们不会让你进来,”三只 小猪说。

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Three Little Pigs
? "If you don't let me in, I will blow your house down!" says the wolf. The wolf is hungry. He wants to eat all of the three little pigs. He blows and blows and blows and blows, but the house cannot be blown down. “你们若不让我进来,我就把你们的屋子吹倒 !”大野狼说。他肚子饿了,想要把这三只小猪全 都吃掉。他吹了又吹,可是这间屋子就是吹不倒。

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Three Little Pigs
? The wolf is angry. "I will get all of you," says the wolf. He climbs on top of the house. He goes down the chimney. The third little pig makes a fire. 大野狼很生气。”我要把你们全部抓起来,” 大野狼说。他爬上屋顶,再从烟囱爬下来。第三只 小猪生起火来。 "Owwwwwwwwww!" cries the wolf. The fire burns the wolf, and he runs away. The three little pigs never see him again. “哎哟!”大野狼大叫一声。火烧到大野狼, 他便逃走了。三只小猪再也没看到他了。
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Three Little Pigs
? The next day, the third little pig helps his brothers. He helps them build houses. They all build houses of brick. It takes a long time, but no one can ever blow their houses down. 第二天,第三只小猪就来帮他两个哥哥。他帮 他们盖屋子,他们盖的是砖房。这很花时间,但谁 也无法吹倒他们的屋子了。

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The wolf runs far away. He doesn't eat little pigs anymore. It is too dangerous.
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